Not saying he did, but he 100% would if he could

Still better than when everyone was talking about the no poop for 3 days guy

Yes. Can we ? Eh …

The kind of sentence you write when you’re still 20 words from the target your editor set for the article

You’ll never allow him to leave the sandbox?

Most of those are closed loop though, for example where I work you need ~1 glass of water per server and you’re basically good for the next 10 years

Oompa-Loompas need their pools

I’ll have two regional managers and a water then

Occidental countries: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that

Aggressively writes a backdoor in COBOL

Sounds like a win-win situation 🤷

To be fair Reality Winner sent her emails to the intercept from her government account, so she was fucked anyway and it was just a matter of time

“Anti-tank missiles seem to be the biggest killers of tanks”

Peak investigative journalism right there 👌

Always faster to cut down a forest than to make it grow

Rust compiler is passive agressive, like:

“There’s an error at line 286 because you still don’t know how to use the borrow checker after all this time ♥️”

Rust developer: I’d like to compile some code

Rust compiler: the fuck you are