Fix your boobs. You look like a picasso!

The “Socialist” in the NSDAP is only a honeypot so they could claim ground and voters who leaned socialist without much thought (“I’m a mill worker like my father before me, we have always voted socialist. Buuut that National-Thing sounds nice”). Same with the “A” which stands for “Arbeiter” (Workers).

There’s the same with the conservative party (CDU = Christdemokratische Union, Christ-Democratic Union) today. Lots of old people say “I’m a christian and that party has a C for ‘Christianity’ in its name.” In fact, their regional party in Bavaria, the CSU is more conservative. And you have three guesses what their “S” is for.

Same shit with bikes. Is the rider part of the bike or not?

Wenn sie ein Schiff zulassen wollen, müssen Sie runter zur Hafenkommandatur!

This but also various mythological bits and pieces from England, because Tolkien wanted to create an English mythology akin to the Odyssey, Edda or Niebelungen.

My point still stands about warning traffic that can’t see the ambulance, obstructed by trucks or buildings.

So anytime an ambulance approaches, all traffic has to stop? What if they’re just driving to the gas station? How do you know that the ambulance is on an emergency call?

Also: the siren is not just for everyone in front but also the next crossing over so everyone who doesn’t see it yet can hear it.

I can SIIIIIIIING

Where do you think we are?

I’d guess they would put a kind of thick bag over it and then break it so it can’t hurt the mouth.