I’ll admit, the “mildly” is doing some heavy lifting!

It’s almost like the issue is… Mildly Infuriating?

Asshole. Children will die because of this willful ignorance. Fuck him, and fuck anyone that politicizes health measures.

I tried dialing 800-OYSTER, but since it’s only 6 digits, no call was initiated. Guess I’m stuck with these 227 liters of water…

I would watch this screen version of The Brave Little Toaster 2.

I haven’t either! Because I won’t willingly install a rootkit on my computer or play a game that requires malware…

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I know nothing about stacking elk, though I’m sure it’s easier if you sedate them first. But yeah, common sense and a healthy dose of skepticism seems like the way to go!

No, I got a “Don’t visit Snopes any more” message, though it did mention ad blocking…

Slider? No, it’s a button that you have to hold down to scroll. And it moves ridiculously slow, like some streaming services.

are you being fr

Or nazis.

You know, I don’t think you have a good eye doctor?

You folks have houses!?

That’s not fair. Tankies also censor anything even slightly critical of authoritarianism.

I don’t feel this analogy works, when you think about it. What’s the “trap”? People trying to control what others say? That’s always been the case. And if I knew about it decades ago, I should have… what? Not expressed myself freely? Nah, fuck that.

Giant corporations, like billionaires, pivot to trying to control the rest of us when they get too big. Google/Alphabet is not exempt. I remember when their motto was “Don’t be evil.” Now they want to control what I can install on the personal devices I bought…

Let me tell you why you’re here. You’re here because you know something. What you know you can’t explain, but you feel it. You’ve felt it your entire life, that there’s something wrong with the Street. You don’t know what it is, but it’s there, like a tickle in your Elmo, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I’m talking about?

I imagine that right now, you’re feeling a bit like Alice. Tumbling down the Big Bird hole? Hmm?