Horizontally or vertically?

The 3 on the left look like the same person, just in different poses

That was typical-ish summer wear.

For winter, it was closer to this

I think they’re talking about the duvet

"Oh, we’ll fix it in production. It’s job security. "

(Task now requires several hours of downtime, combing through everything with the boss on your ass asking every ten minutes, “Is it fixed yet? Maybe it’s this… Did you try that?”)

I think it’s a marching drum

So no bananas for a couple days…

Sounds killer, but I’m up for the challenge

LIES!!

BD came out with this impressive one a couple months ago…

https://youtu.be/I44_zbEwz_w

(I can see Australia trying to recruit it)

I swear they also load some sort of forced obsolescence program into them too…

… And being powered by restarting a nuclear reactor that underwent a meltdown

I was lonely…

And Moses, or whoever it was, was likely high as fuck on shrooms when he found the burning bush.

I think that’s just Meryl Streep in one of her roles, an actor known for playing those ‘Karen’ roles.

I’ve always saw BBT as just a way to re-normalize making fun of neurodivergant people.

To be fair, they’d have to be running at full speed.

There’s a Olympic record of a 8.95m jump by Mike Powell in '91, so for a much more larger and stronger *4-legged animal it’s not too surprising.

Pairs well with a brave little appliance

There’s a girl laying flat on her back on the sand in the left half of the picture

What, are you crazy!?

That totally a butter sandwich.

They make safety openers for that which have the blade shielded.

https://www.primepac.co.nz/products/labels-mailing-stationery/knives-cutters/sterling-safety-box-cutters/