So what you’re saying is, he needs to add nipple holes!

I’d be tempted to buy that. When you visit it’s just a white page with a leather couch in the middle of the screen, everytime you click the couch it would moan seductively and every fifth click would give a squelch sound.

The lights where I work are far too short. You’ll be sitting there enjoying a poop when they turn off. And now here’s where the fun begins.

If you say screw it and keep pooping in the dark and someone walks in? Well they don’t expect anyone to be in there…except you are…so now you’re a deviant dark pooper.

So you have to get the lights back on.

Except the lights are triggered by sensor and it sits on the other side of the cubicle door, and the only way to trigger it is by standing up and waving your hand over the door. You can imagine what the result of that is.

I suspect the NZ bloke was racist and immediately linked all Southern Americans with racism, so felt comfortable opening up.

Ngl as a non-american if I met a dude in a bar and he’s was from ‘the south’ especially Texas or Florida I would be sitting there expecting some kind of anti-‘woke’, anti-minority, anti-women, anti-brown comment eventually. At least until I had sussed him out for a bit