HELL. NO.

There is a reason I don’t go on Mastodon (or on Twitter, for that matter).

cries in gas station attendant

Edit: Meant “cries in”, not “cries on”. Lol.

Me too. But, even good things must end. :(

impregnating the loser, but often also killing it.

Well ain’t that just throwing the baby out with the bathwater!

Okay, you win! I’m out! xP

For decades, the kilogram all around the world was calibrated to the Prototype Kilogram, a 1 kg physical cylinder housed in France. Over time, despite being kept in a vacuum-sealed case in a climate-controlled secure vault, it was found to actually be steadily losing mass due to normal degradation just from existing.

Nowadays, it’s no longer as much a concern due to the kilogram being formally defined relative to universal physical constants.

The Celsius scale was originally the reverse of what it currently is, with 100° being at the bottom and 0° being at the top! Eventually, it was changed and it stuck!

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In ancient times, one of the timekeeping devices used in some places was the water clock, where a hole was put into the side of a water container, where the water dripped into another container, and the water level of the second container corresponded to certain times!

A male cat’s penis is barbed to keep the female’s vagina attached!

I like useless facts! :D

Here’s another! The degree Celsius and degree Centigrade are technically two distinct temperature scales; the difference just only becomes noticeable at the resolution of thousandths!

That dude looks like an executive you’d see in an 80s movie.

Will it go over well?

Of course not!

But will Wendy’s keep bullheadedly pushing on until it somehow eventually sticks?

Definitely. 👍

Beginning as early as 2025, we will begin testing more enhanced features like dynamic pricing and daypart offerings, along with AI-enabled menu changes and suggestive selling," he said.

AI-enabled menu changes

suggestive selling

…It’s a terrible day for rain.

I have no clue what this is even trying to say…

I also use this app! It’s great, isn’t it?? ^_^

• salty (not really)

• salty (not at all)

• sa– [taste tester died midway from toxin]

Aww 💕

Yeah this is a shit post.