FartsWithAnAccent

What are you on about with a war? Fuck reddit lol

Also, reddit is a great shit magnet, let’s leave that in place so they don’t come here.

You can, until it kills you.

Like realistically hardly anybody in America grills food in the backyard.

Not so sure about that, grilling is a regular and widespread thing where I live in the US.

He came not to be served, but to serve…

…,you your own ass!

Karma? No, we don’t do that here.

“Nah fuck them poors, I ain’t signing shit.”

-Paraphrased Trump maybe

Yeah, but have u tho?

This shit is not a game, there are no extra lives: Pad your reaction time IRL because shit happens and you can’t always anticipate it.

You need to leave at least 3 seconds of reaction time between you and the next car, 2 car lengths at that speed is too close for you to reliably react in time.

checks calendar

Whatever, I’ll just go to Walmart and buy a 50 pack.

What’ve you got against beans anyways? This is the Fediverse, we love beans here!

I’ve seen chocolate chip “pizza” before but it’s just chocolate chip cookie baked in a circular pan and cut up like pizza.

American here: I’ll take that chicken, you can have the “pizza”

Also, beans on toast is fine.

⭐🌈The More You Know

Haha, is that a tiny winch in there? I love it!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kei_car

Make a Kei car bro dozer

Isn’t what they established in Alaska thanks in large part to democrats???

Edit: lol, seeing a lot of downvotes but I’m not seeing anybody refuting it either. Feel free to prove me wrong of course!

I’ve seen a couple people with those Smart Fortwos driving around with a big turn key sticking out the back as a joke.

If this were real, it might actually be a lot of fun, kinda reminds me of an obese Suzuki Samurai lol