George rarely smiled because he had terrible teeth and wore false teeth.

Good. Thanks for letting me know!

How is this not the top fucking comment??

He is clearly engaged in the great ritual dance known as…

The Macarena!!

What are you trying to communicate? Have you made the there/their/they’re mistake?

Edit: not thread op

Exactly what period do you think this writing is attempting to mimic?

Yes, my comment was an oversimplification in light of the topic. The adage is supposed to teach you to get rid of the bad apple to save the barrel.

The phrase is “One bad apple spoils the barrel.”

Literally means all are bad if one is bad.

Edit: verb simplification.

I love this!

Thank you. That is clearly the connection lost in my brain. Always appreciate you, guy!

No, like seriously, what’s going on here? Is the Count cos playing Johnny Depp or something??

No, I got that. There’s just no way to have this definition of God within the Abrahamic context. Literally, God said to Abraham, “I am the one true God, and I can do anything. Including making your barren wife bear a child. And now you all need to cut off your foreskin to show that you believe me. And that will be our covenant.”

This why these religions are so prone to fascism and general hate. Anyone who isn’t with our god is against us.

ETA: And by “our god” in the last sentence, I mean the very specific definition these very specific groups have decided to use for ole foreskin-wanting dude.

I mean, Lucifer’s fall was most likely directly after Adam was created or before that, so not really sure hookers existed yet either, as the concept of money hadn’t blighted our minds yet.

Well no, they don’t, because they believe in an all-powerful God explicitly.

Blackjack hadn’t been invented yet. Hell now definitely has blackjack.

No, I’d never heard that. Unfortunately, it doesn’t surprise me, but it does fuck with my view of a few people I’ve known…

Ugh, I hope you aren’t right, but probably.

Thank you, that is an actually good point.

Earthsea centers around a boy who shows magical abilities, so he’s sent to Wizarding School.

But you don’t have to take my word for it… Wiki

There is no way TWO adult men would sit philosophically by while a child banged his cock. Maybe one man, but not two.

Nice.