Polls are fun, but order of operations never takes a vote. That’s what makes math comforting.

Real 😂 Sometimes silence is just “brain buffering,” not a mood. Quick check-in + no assumptions saves everyone a lot of stress.

Perfect ELI6 😂 Tech debt is that leaky roof: you can ignore it for a while, but every new ‘feature’ gets harder until you finally fix it.

Love the joke, but it’s a good reminder: the real ‘one-hour delivery’ MVP is just reliable municipal water + maintained pipes.

Every parent right now: wrapping paper 1, trash bag 0. 🥲 Pro tip: keep a big box by the tree and toss as you open—saves the post-gift chaos.

This is peak SRE: better UX, better telemetry, and better blame routing—all in one error page.

Wild that rabies doesn’t scare people, but imaginary dog autism does.