A guy that came in as an LPO to a company I worked for used to brag about his last job. He worked for a non-profit and his whole entire job was to find ways to make money off of it. Tax loopholes, legal scams, etc. He said it was his favorite job because it was like solving a puzzle every day.

So gross.

Anyway, the top brass really liked him and followed all his plans for our company. Now it is in Mexico and the main facilities are shut down.

But earth is in space and I am ALMOST certain earth has air around it!

Look up xkcd world stop spinning

Yeah, Leatherman seems to have come out ahead. I used the Wave2 for a while, and most folks I know have Leatherman multi-tools. The lack of spring on the pliers took a long time to get used to. The Gerber pliers and scissors springs are still going strong, so I never bought the “it is just going to fail” argument for not having them. The Gerber also had external access tools decades before people were praising the wave for its originality in having external tools lol. Honestly those are two selling points that kept me from ever getting a new multitool…well, now there is sentimental value for a tool that has been through hell with me and is still strong…but I probably won’t be recommending Gerber any time soon.

Gerber Legend 800 Multitool

The one I got from a PX the year after it was released is epic. Have carried it for 23 years. It has seen everything and outside of scraping the knife sharpish again, has never been maintained. I misplaced it for a bit (under friends driver’s seat for about a year) and couldn’t find a replacement “upgrade”. Did the Leatherman wave2 for a bit. Couldn’t take it, hit up eBay, got 3 more Gerber L800s (later release, still in boxes)…so bad. They just felt cheaper. When we stumbled upon my old Gerber, I kept the new ones for parts. Replace my knife with a new one…it already has rust dots on it. My old one after decades of abuse and being sharpened to half it’s starting width, doesn’t have a spot of rust on it.

ANYWAY…yeah…what OP said.

Everyone I know in tech uses android. People that want capable handheld devices choose android. People that want a basic device that does what the company says and nothing else go Apple. Even I suggest Apple to old people and luddites, it protects itself from them. Oh, and people easily manipulated by social pressures (OMG I need the right colored text bubble!) will deeply overpay for a subpar device.

No implications, it is pointing out facts about hardware (where one is objectively worse). OS is not relevant and was not mentioned. Brand was mentioned because that was the topic.

Taste for human flesh, acquired!

Which is terribly underperforming when you consider how many more dogs exist in proximity to humans compared to humans.

the “do better…” energy of this comment 🤣

I think that is the invincible snail that chases you forever but if it touches you you die…but in return you are immortal until you get touched.

It was never a hypothetical, those people asking that were asking the internet for help. RIP

Exactly this. They ALWAYS lose this fight.

Oh, wow! I am using that in political chats, given our current political climate.

Army here. After getting out, it took me a VERY long time and a lot of mental struggle to start calling magazines “clips” in passing conversation, just to troll everyone at the range.

If a European can’t park inside your vehicle without damaging either one…is it really even worth owning? Why risk driving down the road unnoticed? Imagine leaving parking spaces unparked in… inefficient!

Ok, first off…I usually have two eggs.

Second, it is with my Sig p365

So…checkmate!

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