Agreed.

You’ll notice I didn’t say ‘good’ food. just… recognizable as food. usually.

Think that extruded think is a sheet of rubber gasket material.

Could be wrong.

Probably just as chewy, though

Say what you want about Sysco, Their food is still recognizably food most days and still recognizably edible on bad ones.

This? Is that shoe leather next to a rubber gasket?

Because they do higher the dumbest fucks.

Smart people tend to realize corruption is bad.

The officer told fellow police who arrived on the scene that he attended the students’ immigration rights protest with the intent of acting as an agent provocateur, according to a news report.

Dusten Mullen, a sergeant with the Phoenix Police Department, has been suspended with pay pending an internal review of his conduct at a protest at Hamilton High School in Chandler, Arizona, on January 30, according to Phoenix Police Chief Matthew Giordano.

So he picked a fight with a teenage girl, she gets arrested and he gets a paid vacation?

He doesn’t get the same charges?!

says the guy who sells his vote for yacht vacations

*Boop!*

not sure trump’s arms are long enough to actually do that job.

Prolly.

It’s also antisemitism when his ass wiper is a little too rough.

(If he’s still alive, even.)

Well probably the stealthy way to do it is to prefab the interior shape, coat it with whatever finish and such then a ton of mold release.

Place it into the form overnight and then pour the bad stuff around it.

But this assumes the arch is a solid casting. I suppose you could build out the dildo in slices, and then stack the slices for each fresh layer.

I just think this would be a hilarious escalation of the art war

Edit: Hey, contractors. You know that trump doesn’t pay his contractors, right? Just saying…

I wonder if you could doubleshot concrete- cast a giant dildo inside with good concrete so that the arch crumbles away into it.

calm down. i ordered some pizza.

I bet everyday was exciting around those three!

No I’m not.

Unlock origin is wonderful.

Yeah, I’d be playing minecraft, too, especially with my nephew, but uhm. that whole microslop thing ruins it for me.

We do enjoy space engineers, though. (lots of mining, lots of building. Nephew loves it when Klang accepts our sacrifices.) It’s a bit more involved than minecraft, though.

(but niftishly, there’s programable blocks that will let you write c# code and… do things.) (space engineers 2 is in early access if you have the hardware.)

minecraft is turing-complete, so, like, you can do a whole lot more than just be a timer.

Definitely.

“Animated”.

You mean… advertising.

Do they love tickles the same way mice and rats do? If so… can you do me a favor and give them a few for me?

If not… well. I’m sure you can think of something they’d like?

Purty please? Cuz they deserve it for being adorable.

I’m unconvinced on the ai-free claim. We’re gonna need a toebean shot to verify.

(Everybody loves tiebreaks, right? Should I ask for a loaf?)