oldest living being besides Sauron

confused Olórin noises

Yes, well… That’s what she looks like when someone with rizz draws her. Or so I was told, anyway.

I love this movie. It’s probably one of my favorite schlock fantasy movies. The casting was way better than it had any right to be - Hugh Jackman, sure, but Kate Beckinsale? Well, I guess she was fresh off Underworld, so she was still in that headspace. And Richard Roxburgh doing the perfect amount of scene-chewing for the villain… introducing himself properly as Vladislaus Draculea… and the opening scene, shot just like a 1920s Universal monster movie! I legitimately think it’s the closest we’ll ever get to a live action Castlevania. I could go on, but I’ll spare you. Might be time for a rewatch.

I had originally written that, but I went and looked it up and it actually is “this”. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS, WHO AM I TO DISAGREE

This has been my past four or five weekends. Can’t make myself do anything. It’s maddening.

BECAUSE👏EVERY👏ACCUSATION👏IS👏A👏CONFESSION👏

Oof. As an American, my heart goes out to you. I wouldn’t wish our healthcare system on anyone.

I feel seen.

I’m not gonna argue, though. Well played.

Well, for your standard “horse body” centaurs, they’re typically depicted as both being in the back. But this picture seems to be using human legs, so it’s basically the interpretation of the original artist (but my guess would be same as a standard centaur because vag-in-front centaurs don’t show up in art very much)

I promise from now on that I will stand for the opposite… gnodab.