Woah. I had no idea both of our countries were pieces of shit. I thought it was just China!

/s

No idea, I just went with it.

…this, so called “Israel”.

If China is socialist then Lipton is tea.

Look into the country on the shallowest level. They have socialist programs but, honestly…

Well, down the list we go…

Murder was-a the case that they gave a-me!

The point, tho, maybe, could’ve been donation.

Possibly, I’m reaching. Maybe OP means something else.

We are saddened to learn today that our dear friend dipshit has-

comment: “Hope the bitch did a flip” 🤣

Keep it up, lmao.

“Did you ChatGPT it?”

I wondered what language this would be an unintended insult in.

Then I chuckled when I ironically realized, it’s offensive in English, lmao.

…go on

“I found a way to stay tied to giant megacorporations!”

head pats at the speed of light

WHAT A GOOD CONSUMER

I know, I just really don’t give a shit or think that anything I do has anything to do with whether Amazon succeeds or fails, and my focus right now is more on the ivermectin brainworms and my mom’s healthcare than getting a pair of socks. Guess it’s a perspective thing.

Priorities!

I can’t help pay the wages of poor Amazon employees if I don’t buy from Amazon.

Nah, I buy the cheap shit and just clone it. When it pops, I’ll grab another one. Name brands are for suckers.

It was either that or put on a clown nose and go burn my money on Newegg for $20 more and 5 more days wait time.

Then there’s the whole matter of the shirt…

HoloISO install on a Q6600 mini PC, gonna do Kodi, SmartTube, Jellyfin and slap an 8TB drive on it full of pirated games I didn’t pay for.

The shirt is for a Bible study group I was invited to.

edit: I am 100% serious

Wish you’d thought of it?

…almost added cat ears and socks to it.

“sure thing, 'sug!”

…you asking for her number too, right?

Listen to this stupid clown talk.

not for this guy. You want authentic American food? Leave your house at 8pm…AM!!!, Google “restaurant”, find a small diner.

Go in, order breakfast, two eggs, sausage patties, a southern biscuit, gravy, and get a pancake while you’re there.

You’ll leave feeling like someone hugged you and everything will be ok, and all you wanted to do was eat breakfast.

Are you crying?

Hug it out, man. Come here. It’s ok.