Gleddified

All guns and no swords, but the big one on the lower left is hella good

Linux lore is my favourite

Simple as

When some filthy casual calls a piece of classical music a “song”

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Use a service like simplelogin for emails. Worth every penny.

If they require a name: either Santa Claus or Whatsit Tooya (what kind of ridiculous name is that?)

Phone #?: 867-5309

DOB: January 1, 1970 (the dawn of Unix time)

Fuck 'em, never give them a thing. My favourite thing is when I get to give info like this to a real live person, we always get to share a giggle.

I’ll be the musician - it seemed to go OK for Shostakovich

Unleaded tastes a little tangy, supreme is pretty sour, and bootlicker gas… tastes pretty good!

“Plunging”? I call BS, isn’t lava way too thick for that?

He was my favourite ghostbuster

The best rendition (IMO)

You get ads:

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The last time I was happy was when the chrome icon was still three dimensional

The secret is using your natural reaources to responsibly build a sovereign wealth fund rather than fritter it away for short term political gain.

$135cad for 15mbps. Rural life has its downsides

Its OK, but the best meme ever? This isn’t it.