Yeah they really muddy the waters as far as hobbit aging goes

The only issue with that is that Gandalf comments that Bilbo hasn’t aged a day when he arrives for the party. Plus Bilbo ages more rapidly during the 12 years he’s in Rivendell

If 50 is equivalent to 18 why does Bilbo look 111 when he’s 111 shouldnt he only look like 50 or 60?

The loli thing is a fair point

Also Grogu is 50 not 500

What teenager? Frodo is 50 when he leaves Hobbiton.

(A picture of) my friend and me smiling.

My friend and me*

Yeah, I’ve had the opposite experience in my 20+ years of customer service work. Most of the times I’ve been screamed at by an entitled customer, they’ve been upper-middle class.

Greetings, I’m your opposite. I can handle bitter cold just fine, but I melt at 60F.

this war

You mean “this genocide”. They don’t see civilians, they see targets for extermination.

Oh, Hamas is airstriking hospitals and refugee camps too? No? They’re not? Only Israel is doing that?

Why wouldn’t this genocide be blamed on the ones committing it? Use your head.

Oh yeah, it’s super easy to get a job that pays enough to afford rent and food when you don’t already have a permanent address. /s

How about invading the Hague?

While it hasn’t happened yet congress has authorized the president to do just that if any (important) American armed service member catches war crime charges.

Seems economic to me.

It’s 1999. Why are you paying for music at all? Napster still exists for you.

Lol, didn’t even notice. I’m leaving it

Writing like that is why the Onion is the greatest satire publication in the world.

I always heard it the other way around. That restoring Israel would bring about the End Times, but also that the End Times are a good thing because it means the Kongdom of God will finally be realized. I went to a pentecostal summer camp, though, so that might have something to do with it.