I just CBA to use hex keys. Get an electric screwdriver with a decent hex bit set and it’ll last a lifetime.

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Reminds me of when I sent the return to office emails out to my team.

I apparently fumbled the wording so badly that one of my longtime friends/coworkers sent me a text asking if there’s going to be layoffs.

You guys don’t understand how hard it is to be a pm.

Jira changed “issues” to “work items” and to recover from that trauma I took another two weeks off.

Can’t wait for the 255 username posting to 255 community @ 255 (253?) instance

Don’t forget all the ads to buy their ink every month and other bullshit

Are you in a garage

I think the full experience would be children running around with the dirtiest faces you’ve ever seen.

Your uncle getting in trouble with the park ranger for feeding the seagulls again.

One of your cousins brought their new girlfriend to the event and are for some reason fighting in the parking lot

Your aunt brought her Rottweiler who barks and snaps at all the families passing by

I grew up in Florida

As someone who has spent their whole life fighting against their hair wanting to look feathered I just want to say that I’d be killing it in the 70s

Paris green (what I’m assuming the book covers in the meme is made of) is one of my wife’s favorite topics to info dump on someone. I brought her to the sign museum in Cincinnati and she had like an hour long convo with the dude who worked there on just that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_green

Same and some days I’ll go “I’m staying in bed all day today and not leaving for shit”

I’ll order a pizza and get comfy then regret it later that night when I’m sore as shit and have bad reflux

I gotta go nuclear submarine alarm or I won’t wake up. That adrenaline rush you get has to be healthy for ya

Checkout tabletop simulator there’s a ton of different games in the workshop.

I think my friend group has the most fun turning games we know into absurd games. Like in uno, we’d turn on all the bullshit settings on so people’s hands are being swapped left and right while other people are picking up 50 cards.

I’m partial to pretending I’m a less pos version of Steve Harvey on Family Feud. You get to ham it up when someone replies with an answer that obviously is going to have sexual answers.

Tabletop Simulator has like real board games too but I can’t get my friends to read any type of game rules so that’s when I give up and start doing stupid shit

And yeah we use discord to talk

Can’t wait to start counterfeiting milk jugs

I like the little 30 min - 1hr naps I get on the weekend after taking adderall

Last time I had cable there were channels with music only they were like channel 674574 or some shit tho

Hah I was about to say that only bad part of startups that I’ve had was that you weren’t sure if you’d have a job six months from now. I probably just got lucky and jumped on board during the “throw cash at everything phase”

I just roll the dice and use the reheat button. 90% of the time it works every time

lol I think you can fit more scary flags if you squeeze them closer together.

Anytime I’m about to get fancy with git I have to stop and remember that I’m an idiot and am probably not doing something else right.