Me too.

it’s beyond the pale!

Kissinger, while organising the bombing of Cambodia and killing hundreds of thousands of civilians, said that if he personally didn’t organise it the alternative (some other psychotic official) would be worse.

Should we give him a pass? Forgive him his crimes against humanity because someone else would be worse? Does that make the systematic murder of hundreds of thousands of civilians palatable?

Ed Balls

That’s such a Kissinger frame of mind.

Order with injustice over justice with chaos (sic).

Last thing I want to do is turn up the volume on my jogging.

Is your friend Biffo the Bear? If so I’d like to complain about the quality of the l 1974 Beano annual.

I don’t actually think there’s a ministry of silly walks. While this piece probably didn’t start out as satire it effectively tickles the same bones.

Sure it’s fair to have differing opinions of where the best butter comes from but Ireland likely has the oldest.

Dating apps are bit like voting in Northern Ireland in the UK general election. Technically you’re taking part in choosing the next PM but in reality you’re just squinting hard at a small list of munters that’ll do nothing for you.

My genX ass was trying skibidi on its own cause most of the rest of the text is usually auto-suggested while typing in the search terms.

Potty mouth.

Just the five minutes. Thank you. Anyway, I did.

Oh I’m sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?

A stitch in time saves nine.

-Pliny the elder

What do you think have been the successful privatizations in the UK. To my mind none of the big ones. I guess the little ones that work we don’t hear too much about.

Offshoring profit