HexesofVexes

Either that or medication!

I abandoned hope long ago when I learned that excel was turing complete.

The darkness has already consumed me, there is no salvation from this sin.

Worse - pulling data from a web page, then using the power of pure jank to parse this input, and then invoking a sheet of reference string builders to construct formulae and execute them using too damn many @indirects nested into vlookups before finally adding in date aware data reveals, because no excel abomination is complete without trying to parse dates.

Or false regret, either or.

3am munchies joined the chat

I’ve done things in excel that are an abomination in the eyes of the divine.

I have absolutely 0 regret.

Ah yes, the site for learning more about trump’s upcoming plans. Good share.

Millennials were also the generation that got to watch the surface web turn into an abandoned mall.

Good times.

The key concept they’re missing a lot of the time is that software sits within the file system and not the other way around.

This is largely because apps hide this and data is generally stored in one place on your phone (the downloads folder).

Best way to fix it - have 1–2 lessons entirely devoted to finding shit on their computer. My favourite activity is “ok, save your word file, close word, you now have 10 mins to find that file without opening word”.

Their university leadership are slightly more coherent than mine - I’ll take that life.

This is the main barrier for me (other one is migrating a janky access database). I really don’t want to spend my 2 hours free time an evening troubleshooting Nvidia driver issues (4800S series).

Anyone with this card have an experience to share?

DROP TABLE Musk

That is less fucks-per-line than most code. There are also no suicide notes in the code, which is usually a good sign (unless your coders are planning a coup).

Sounds like healthiest production to me.

That is the most Australian image I have ever seen.

Yeah… We had the internet and great gaming mags with decent guides.

Gamefaqs introduced me to “100%ing” (the FF7 maxed party, all items, full set of master materia), before games tracked it themselves.

We had it pretty easy in the 90s and 00s; it was also fun as hell.

sudo rm -fr - -no-preserve-root

The magic spell that removes the woke mind virus, but only if used on the main twitter server as a high level admin user with full access.

Necromancy necromancy necromancy.

Easy!

It works and is a pile of jank - Python

It doesn’t work and is a pile of jank - C++

You violated gods laws with how bad your code is and it still runs (right through the wall) - C

I mean, it is. Everyone else just doesn’t get to see it!

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