My wife was on board until the ending.

This reminds me of MIB1.

Nonsensical? Sure seemed to be pretty coherent to me.

Jokes on you. We have sales tax.

The coldest year of the rest of your life.

The factory I work at has a bathroom like that. Most of the place is loud and noisy as hell. One place is quiet. Quiet enough to where you could remove your earplugs. There is a bathroom there that always has its lights off. Nobody else uses it. THAT is my “secret” throne.

Return the slaaaab, or suffer my cuurrrrrse.

There was one episode that just really creeped me out as a kid. The one where Zim was stealing organs from people and replacing them with random objects. I think I remember one lady getting her brain swapped out with a moo-ing cow can.

I’m partial to the rack, and it’s opposite, the Scavenger’s Daughter.

Maybe because their Overwatch models are used heavily in porn.

Gotta love how our summers have become drought-ridden wildfire seasons while the rest of the country floods.

I work around chemicals and the thought of the lens fusing to my eye makes me never want to wear contacts. I have some, but rarely use them.

Would you kindly take this golf club.

Some people get really offended when their sub or donation doesn’t get mentioned. I go so far as to re-sub when the streamer is offline to try and avoid it at all costs. Parasocial relationships are weird, man.

I do a little extra because I know my other coworkers fuckin’ won’t. I tell my new hires that you’re not working for the other shift but rather for when it’s your shift again.