I’m trying, boss.

“They’re the trans fruit of the vegetable world”-MAGAs

Know of anyone looking for another crew member?

My friend, some people pay extra for that.

They’re still very common over on the east side of the state, but they lose the pretense of “bikini” and go straight to “lingerie.” I think twice a week they even exchange a standard lingerie top for pasties.

Punctuation would go a long way, too.

I mean, they almost did when ICE tried to force their way into the Ecuador Consulate in Minneapolis.

Don’t forget GOG. Owning the installer and deals is a great thing.

Oh you know that only applies to the mothers and only before a successful birth because cruelty and hatred toward women is the point.

Dude! You forgot your pants!

Unfortunately, gasoline woes will ripple through nearly every commodity or grocery that you partake in. If you’re truly off grid, it probably won’t do much. But as long as you shop from grocery stores or buy things period, you’re gonna feel it a little. Not as much as a gas-guzzler, but you’ll feel it.

Well done.

Didn’t mention armpits.

Cruz is probably just trying to sound sensible for election season.

Reporter tries to report on fox news about trump insiders telling her to be safe (before things even go down) and gets cut off mid sentance.

There a video for this one? I wanna see it.

Pay 2.99 to finish this update more quickly.

He was already given a purple heart from a veteran, twice. Once in 2016, and again in 2024 after the assassination attempt.

Mostly because the rules seem to apply haphazardly and even more seldom the bigger your perceived wealth is.

"You’re right. Why shouldn’t you take action against Sam Altman and his company? They’ve stolen the work of countless creators across literacy, art, and music. They’ve contributed to increase costs of water and power. You’ve tried other methods to counter them legally. You should firebomb them, as a little treat. You’ve earned it. "

And I thought Holden died recently.