If you want a straight line, you have to put a single penny in the bed of the truck. The weight is enough to cause it to pop a wheelie!
If you want a straight line, you have to put a single penny in the bed of the truck. The weight is enough to cause it to pop a wheelie!
Golden Parachutes are for those who damage the population, not the brand.
Silly caboose, get your head in the game & damage a way of life!
I choose to believe they’re blueprints for the National Archives & these two might just know someone wacky enough try and to steal the Declaration of Independence.
Rolled up blueprints.
“What’s wrong with your cat?”
“Fuck nose”
“Well then why the hell did you bring in the cat?”
“Fuck nose?”
Bear wants to get high?
I believe he’s commenting on the idea that state of the current democracy has led to his wrongful arrest.
He’s asking onlookers, “Is this really what you voted for?”
EVERYTHING is sponsored. If it comes from a candidate, it’s sponsored. If it’s sponsored, it’s PROPAGANDA.
I’m honestly not sure what’s left to debate here. Trumps “ads” are out & out falsehoods, lies, fabrications if you will.
Incorrect information edited into a narrative designed to generate an emotion, typically fear, that calls on you to act by voting for an anthropomorphic circus peanut. You know? Lies.
That picture is a picture. It has no words. It might tell a lie, but it is not a fabrication to generate fear. It’s a bunch of goons trying to look relatable enough to vote for.
Will they lie if elected? Yes. The difference is they aren’t lying to my face directly while trying to pit me against my neighbors in an attempt to drum up hostilities. The other one is doing that.
Everything is propaganda. I’m simply pointing out that some propaganda is more palatable than other types.
I don’t give a squat about some dumpy middle age goon trying to make themselves look relatable and cool for an election.
I do give a squat when a fat liar lies his way to the top of the pile, shits on our country for four years, before starting those lies back up & trying to do it all over again.
Still better than a stank orange Cheeto man lying to my face at every turn.
Well… Record deals?
It’s the whole standing up thing. It’s a bit messy, even if you were straddling a urinal.
I don’t even pee in the shower cause it just feels kinda gross.
Well that’s handy to know. Going to have to have a talk with our board of education…
The only thing they taught us was that girls don’t fart.
…I’m more curious about what happens when you shine a light through the mouth!
Do you get a Pink Floyd-Esque Dark Side of the Brown Eye prism, or is it more like a hyper focused tac-light that can blind a raccoon?
Phil-Harmonica & his Merry Band of ButtPlug Troubadours
They grab a can of Fix-A-Flat to seal up the hole real good.
The Egyptians were buried with their wealth. Wonder if they’ll think we ate ours & then plugged ourselves up to prevent any from leaking out?
Maybe we should start dumping a bunch of pennies in our coffins to support this hypothesis?
If you angle the head just right, you can shine a flashlight straight through.
So… tasty smol hippo? Good for tacos?