I remember reading a story where the persons job was literally copying data from one program into another, may have even just been between two excel files

New hire came in and wrote a script that did it, and automated that person’s job out of existence

You forgot felon and rapist for the first one

Ring-wraith mice

Music and programming both have a sort of logic to them

Democrats gave Republicans everything they wanted on the border in exchange for funding Ukraine

And then orange man said no, so the Republicans said “well now I am not doing it”

And so here we are, with both sidesists screaming that Biden has to do something about the “border crisis” when the Republicans have shot down their own bills

Chart really makes it looks like this happens every 10-20 years, and I doubt anything was changed those times it happened. The huge spike this time is because we had a global pandemic that started in 2020 and kept everything low

Why would you save dates as a date format when you can save them as an int or string and make calculations more complicated

https://www.forbes.com/sites/alexandralevine/2023/06/21/tiktok-confirms-data-china-bytedance-security-cfius/?sh=3add3fb32708

You can literally search “TikTok data”

They said Virginia and Singapore, then whoops, it’s actually not

It’s actually called “greige” and it’s a mix between beige and gray

I wish I was joking

Nixon never should have been pardoned

You load 16 tons, what do you get?

Another day older and deeper in debt

St. Peter, don’t you call me 'cause I can’t go

I owe my soul to the company store

Don’t worry, apple is still limiting data transfer to usb2 protocols except on the pro models

Sours also cost more, at least from what I’ve seen with local breweries

If you’re in Wisconsin, there’s a ton of small (and not so small) breweries to pick from

LTT fucked up hard, doubled down, worse things came out, tripled down