What does the wizard mean you people 🤔

Is there a solution to this? It’s been bothering me more recently since my wife bought me a nice pillow

Funnily enough my fabric softener is transparent and my dishwasher detergent is fully opaque.

Deviled Eggs are a popular party food item made by hard boiling an egg, removing the yolk, then mixing the yolk with other ingredients like mayonnaise and mustard, and then putting this filling back in the hard boiled egg white.

Idk, I drew the Easter Bunny starting a communist revolution for a weekly social event at work, and others have drawn things that would probably get you banned for inciting violence on Reddit, so I can believe this actually happened.

I feel very confident in my understanding of random 8 bit CPUs and their support chips, but asking me to center a div is like this xkcd.

SSNs are not reissued after death and never have been. I’ve been seeing a lot of people comment this, but I’m not sure where they’re getting it from. (They’re not unique for other reasons, however.)

Rather than study for my qualifying exams while I was a PhD student, I learned to blj.

I actually did really well, but then crashed and burned horribly at everything else.

This is a real incident ticket I saw:

Subject: “broken” Description: “website down”

Given that the website was in fact not down, and they included no details, and they must have been filing it on behalf of someone else as their user-id didn’t have an account at all (it is an internal corporate product), this was a real head scratcher.

The thing is, you could more or less order that for $5 as late as a year or so ago with some customizations to their other boxes. (Granted, I place no value on the cinnamon twists)

I thought the nose in panel 5 was the mouth and I was horrified.

Yeah but this way you can screenshot the post and send it in a group chat to complain about a four panel comic that is just the exact joke from the show.

For my anniversary dinner last night I wore a cute green sweater and sweatpants and my wife was like, wtf are you doing it’s 104F out.

Anyways, dress for the weather you want not the weather you have.

I’m more upset than I should be that they just copied -Dylan instead of matching the typeface and putting "Dylan".

3 years ago I would have killed for 24Mbps

It looks like the average is 11 PTO days a year according to Forbes, with nearly a third of employees getting zero.

Monty Python, being a comedy troupe, consists of humans, which are a type of animal ;)

In published media it’s getting really frustrating to find articles that seem like honest reviews. The NYT did an article on toaster recommendations and they praised one for having something like a 3 year warranty because “toasters aren’t known for their longevity.”

I have a coworker who swears by it, particularly for C development.

I assumed the meme referred to all the interviews being done at CPAC right now.