

Why would that stop him? Chisel one of the others off.
Look, you get born, you keep your head down, and then you die. If you’re lucky.
#fedi22


Why would that stop him? Chisel one of the others off.


I said that when he announced he was going to put his own fat, pudgy, orange face on the $100 bill.
Nah. I have a layer of abstraction. He will assess any aunauthorised house sounds. Harshly.



When you charge by the hour, you find a way.


It’s the greatest. So amny people said a ceasefire wasn’t possible but we manage dit when i went Nad spoke to those gys in Iraq, because even through they hate me they luv me becoz they no I;m a strong prcedent and im a winnewr and they kno the US militry is the strongest un the wurld and thebust in thewirkd.


“… and that’s why I need you to take the power plant offline.”
Res tower from PUBG, surely?


Look into the switch statement instead of the else ifs.
See also, whitebait…

I do, I do want that! I’m a simple fellow and a dog suits me fine.


He’s just showing them the gift shop on the way out.
What, cannibalism?
There was a dog grooming salon in Nottingham with curtains over the windows. Other than the woman who ran the place, no one (or dog) ever went in or came out that we saw.
He must be grateful for that decision.


Company: But you can finish work half an hour earlier this Friday, or stay and enjoy free pizza on us! Half a slice per person, max. No fancy toppings.
Not to mention being anaspeptic, frasmotic, even compunctious.