The first two remind me of tacky mafia style hotels and maybe Miami (Tony Montana) or Las Vegas “classy”.

Warthog

You mean Mom?

What kind of shitty stories are you trying to read?

Assuming this dude is heterosexual, he’d be sandwiched between two big footed bitches in that bed. Solid!

Or the baby is suffocating underneath the sheets.

How do you place the erect Johnson on the balance to get an accurate weight? If you place the round side of the arch down, you’ll have false negatives and the pointy side down downwards the balance, you’ll get false positives proportional to the hardness of the Wilfred.

Chihuahuas are scary af. They could easily be on second or third.

This one made me feel sad for the recipient of this thrashing.

That Wii controller had just the right shape too.

This shit made me crack up pretty good. So much so that I showed it to my wife who stared at the screen with a confused face not understanding why I was laughing so much, followed by a long look into my eyes with a deep sense of disappointment and placing the phone on the table before walking away.

This map exactly coincides with the area where people’s feet are fast as lightning. Uncanny!

The “I’ll tell wut” killed me 🤣🤣🤣

And your eyeballs are the exposed part of your brain.

And if the baby lives, it’s the new prophet.

Thumbs face up, not down.

Getting all five fingers in is a solid try. Would’ve gotten extra credit if the thumb was in the correct side.

I’m gonna need some buttons to make sure the pickpockets don’t steal my snickers bar.

We’ll need to include geography too.

Dunk a Shane