Uh huh.

Aw shit we use JIRA at work. Will it get worse now?

Ukrainian. But hey, don’t let facts get in the way, they’re our greatest allies.

plot twist: the “old” folks downstairs were 35.

Really? Because folders on a hard drive and the OS’s networking does all that… what am I missing?

Yet you huge nerds tizz out over the most boring and trite software trivia that’s obsolete within hours, but won’t learn basic grammar that will serve you your entire life?

I’d like to think that improves things by a tiny amount.

an open standard for all it’s files

All that and you still can’t use the right “its”.

awesome let’s hang out

Sir this is a Wendy’s

It’s an old geezer’s car compared to a stadium super truck, if they were street legal…

It’s diesel.

Mentally ill people have sincere beliefs too.

Reminder: all religions are made up and mental illness adajcent.

I like the Medjool variety, I hope I’ll still be able to get the good ones this year. Oh, date. Yeah if it wasn’t for carbon-14 I wouldn’t date at all! Ha!

But why? Binary is a better basis for numbering, when I was demo coding in assembler on the Commodore 64, I learned a technique to vastly speed up trig calculations: divide the circle into 256 degrees, you can use simple 8 bit integer math to blast out sine values. I figure the same should go with time. It’s not like we still use our fingers to count.

Oh yeah? How about

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gradian

Manlet with purse, looks like he needs a good series of beatings and de-teething.

Ah good old “right time right place”! My employer is remarkably averse to letting things go, they keep things for decades, then suddenly, seemingly overnight, BLAP! all gone. 🤷

FIVE dollars? Bestow up me your wisdom thrift-related!