Napper = head (the thing you take a nap with). I didn’t make the rules

Ironically, Vegeta and Nappa sound like types of women’s and men’s shampoos, respectively

Does that bellend only have one fucking thumbnail?

Is that a stauner?

I wouldn’t think highly of a population that actively accepts and supports modern terrorism either

Again, a few thousand people out of 80 million queued up to grope ol’ Liz.

Judging by your spelling of “honour”, 30% of your population voted for a rapist criminal to be their president lmao

I am seeing no hypocrisy here based on her motto

How are you reading it? Angrily?

Quick question - how fucking brain damaged do you have to be to think that this post was a good idea?

Were you spoon-fed chicken excrement as a child?

Sounds like something a Belgian would say 🧐

Well duh. Stupid people are scared of the phrase, and clever people are annoyed by it. That just leaves the Belgians

Oh god saving this 😂

Tomasz Schafernaker is so hot 🤤

Fuckin hell, this meme is so old that kid is retiring next year

You need to stop watching so many Japanese cartoons, Billy, people are talking

Cartoon. That was a cartoon.

The French call it “l’esprit de l’escalier”, the spirit of the staircase

When you think of the perfect comeback on your way up the stairs in a huff

influential role models teaching firearm safety

Nobody in modern society needs a gun, other than hunters and farmers.

They’re not influential, they’re cowards promoting gun ownership to protect themselves against other cowards

The secret is the west coasts.

The french guy was talking about butter from Bretagne. West coast Irish butter is amazing. West coast Scottish butter is amazing.

Know why? Because it absolutely pisses down with rain almost every fucking day in west coast Atlantic areas, the grass grows like triffids and the cows eat themselves silly

Quite simple

Came in to say this

Two inevitabilities on Lemmy -

Mention a problem with Windows. Reply -

I don’t have this problem because I have Linux

Mention anything about alcohol. Reply -

Oh my god it’s a poison, how dare you like the taste?!?

*Rips bong, not realising the mental health problems it’ll cause them later in life

I think the phrase is “Uno Reverse”

😂