Stupid sexy golem

I’m sold!

Call me when it can map out my house to send to a corporation to spy on, or get hacked to scream slurs at me. Without those features idk if its worth

Hiking before sunup is dangerous, so be sure to only do it when the dangers from late hiking grow to be larger or if there is a significant prize to be gained from finishing early (pizza)

Trumps brain is going to end up in a gemcutting exhibit so people can marvel at its profound smoothness

Hopefully they will have more variety in more respectful presentation through a voluntary exchange with other museums. That would be the dream at least

All advertising is media, not all media is advertising 🤷‍♂️

Media nah leave it, advertising I’d absolutely be down for. Advertising and Marketing are essentially the science of tricking our brains, and when that lever is exposed to capital you get enshittification and misery.

It boggles my mind that you can type out “I’ve already decided everyone who disagrees with me is faking it” and still think of yourselves as reasonable.

Anti-Emu auxiliaries

The context is that just recently Taylor Swift sent a cease and desist to the twitter account tracking her and other celebrity private jet usage because she is embarassingly bad about using it for tiny flights.

The other side of it is the story about the cop in Florida who unloaded his pistol into his police cruiser while someone was inside because he mistook an acorn hitting the roof of the car for a muffled gunshot. He fired his whole clip into the car and yelled ‘I’m hit’ which also got his partner to shoot their clip into the cruiser.

I think people believe it is a sign you are striving to excel or that you care about the work you are doing.

In my case I think I talk about how much overtime I work because I got insecurities about my productivity drilled into me as a child with undiagnosed ADHD. Constantly being told you don’t work hard enough regardless of the effort you put in will give you some weird hangups. I think subconsciously its about needing external validation that the time you put in was adequate, or insecurity around ‘work ethic’

The problem is you need a executive body that already agrees with you to select you from their choices of consultant. We’re not rational creatures and are our personal biases make it so we’re more likely to hire the consultant that reflects our preconceived ideas

beaucoup bucks

I’ve never seen this phrase in print before and the spelling is fucking me up a bit ngl

Into this Reindeer he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life

What about Willy Juice? Or maybe Free Juice