Hypnoctopus

Incognito mode is just to keep your family from seeing what you do not from keeping the gubberment

You’re missing the point entirely 😀

“I don’t understand why it exists, so it’s gotta be god.” (Pronounced jod, btw)

If you’re trolling, you’re doing a great job.

On the one hand, Chuck Norris is a weird fucking guy these days.

On the other hand, in the golden age of memes back in like 2011 or whatever, I made a Chuck Norris fact that wasn’t so well received:

Chuck Norris can speak in cursive.

I thought it was pretty good.

C all the way. Sit there and let the dandruff shampoo do its job. Relaxing. Not with my head in the water of course.