Idk about y’all, I’m 70% confident Luigi is the perp. I think that (assuming Luigi is the perp) he wanted to either:

[1] Eventually get caught, but merely delayed it to see reactions on social media, so that no innocent person becomes a scapegoat, and also for the purposes of getting more media coverage via the “manhunt” so his Manifesto/reasons for doind it is more widely spread. (I mean, it did last a few days on the news, so that was a lot of media coverage)

[2] He had more targets to “depose” but got caught before being able to do so.

Huh, interesting.

Edit: Oh yea it make so much sense now. Xmas is over and the demands for the nearest Amazon warehouse probably got much lower.

They emailed me on the 24th that my delivery day was guaranteed to be the 24th

Well that would’ve the better outcome for me. Instead, I get a “Nope, your order is still arriving at the later date, but people ordering now gets to get it faster than you do”. I feel so insulted, its like a “Lol fuck you in particular”.

Place bed inside school

???

Bed explodes

You are in hell (The Nether), confirmed

“Snow Days” are hereby: Cancelled

(Not in school anymore, but Snow Days were epic, now kids will never know about those days. #SaveSnowDays!

Step 1: Place camera inside home

Step 2: ???

Step 3: No more homesickness?

Bruh, my cat will eat the spider.

Anything my cat can eat are non-options when considering getting more pets.

Lmao, my cat got rid of all my mice problems in a month. Companionship + Pest Control package deal. Best deal ever!

(She chases mice around but doesn’t seem to know how to kill, just keep pouncing until they are dead, but bigger mice sometimes get away. Didn’t matter, one month after I got her, zero mice in sight. Poof, gone. Still have roach problems, but sadly, cats don’t hunt roaches. Oh well 🤷‍♂️)

Sadly, nobody does that.

Its the best option.

Lol that’s basically a therapist, minus the second option.

Where? Lemme VPN there and see it for myself. I’m in USA and uBlock Origin still works. (Android, Fennec)

Food is delivered by pneumatic tubes.

Enjoy your pizza all scrambled and your soda is gonna go through nuclear fission 💥

It has been built, out in the real world, just not within this simulation.

Yea, look into “Emergency Access” feature on Bitwarden, you set up a emergency contact that can request access, wait out a timer (that you set), then after the timer access is granted.

I could write down the login info to the account of the emergency contact in plain text and even if someone finds it, I can still deny them access before the timer runs out, but it also allows me back in if I forgot the main account’s master password.

The first universe simulator will be built, and it’ll crash our current simulation due to recursion.

/s

I tried pressing “0” “9” or anything, the fucking bot hanged up on me

“Thank you for calling, Goodbye” NOOOOO I WASN’T DONE WITH YOU, YA F***KING BOT

FTC complaint here I go, oh I hope the FTC does something before Jan 20, cuz the new commission chair aint gonna help.

That… seems insecure…

I hope nobody just steal the paper and your entire digital identity.

I don’t have a safe to put the password in, and I’m too skeptical of my family to just have it in plaintext.

But now I found a solution, a compromise, instead of writing the actual master password, I paid for premium so that I can set up emergency access and make my secondary account as the trusted contact, then put the username and password to this secondary user on a piece of paper in plain text and even write “Bitwarden Emergency Access” on it.

Even if a snooping family member got it, they wouldn’t be able to access my vault, I set the timer to at least 2 weeks, and I check the emergency contacts webpage every few days to make sure the timer hasn’t started ticking. If I ever get an email, or check the page and see the emergency access request being made, I’ll know I have to confront someone.

And meanwhile, this also protect me in case I forget the master password to the main account, or like have anmesia or something. The drawer is a prominent visible place, so even if I lose my memory, I’d probably be looking for clues and find the paper with the log in info. Then wait 2 weeks and voila!

I love the Emergency Access feature, what a wonderful Idea! I wish I used it the first time.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t get that” -Bot

I did have one. I forgor the master password 🙃

Yay for Bitwarden Bulletproof security!

Reseting Google to get access to the email doesn’t work either, Google says “Unable to verify that this account belongs to you” 🙃

(Now, for my current Bitwarden, I have emergency access set up and the account for the trusted contact written on a piece of paper in a drawer. The old one is lost forever.)

My brain decrees that touching a public door handle will kill me so this is my life 😓

(I blame covid for this)