You need to accept this dude isn’t the criminal mastermind you want him to be, I think.

I don’t believe his plan was to get caught at all, maybe he had other targets, maybe he didn’t, but he was caught because he made some bone headed mistakes.

No, it doesn’t. I don’t even bother coating mine with oil, just a scrub with hot water and let it dry.

I’ve been cooking with cast iron for years, all I do is scrub it with hot water only and let it dry. No re seasoning, no coating in oil, nothing.

I’m genuinely impressed you’ve managed to fuck up using cast iron.

Expecting a performer to go to lengths like that just isn’t realistic, they’ve got their own job to do.

They made an ad that didn’t show a car, with the most generic logo imaginable.

Just baffling really.

Most of those people work for the venue though, the performer doesn’t control their wages.

Make an ad that doesn’t even have a car in it.

I can’t imagine it’s particularly difficult to shoot someone, it’s not some work of genius.

It’s pretty surprising he still had the weapon on him though.

Who’s we? I’m not even in the same hemisphere as the dumpster fire that is the USA.

That rule clearly isn’t being enforced at all, have you seen the state of this place?

Normality has been off the menu for a decade or so, sunshine.

Oh good grief.

It definitely is.

It has a particular smell that doesn’t come out of fabric easily, either.

You get a water hammer when you shut off the flow, not when you open it.

That’s to test the incoming main, the actual grid on the floor doesn’t get flushed. There’s a lot of dead end pipes that can’t be flushed.

Yes. A combination of rust, thread cutting oil, and water that has been in the pipes often since the system was filled. It smells, it will stain anything it touches, and it’s a smell that’s difficult to remove.

This happens with fire sprinklers a lot, one sprinkler goes off, and triggers the rest of the floor, or sometimes even building.

That’s not how it works. Each sprinkler has it’s own trigger mechanism, the glass bulb, and cannot trigger another sprinkler.

There are systems where this happens, but the sprinkler heads look very different, and you won’t find them in an office building.

It’s nowhere near that frequent.

He’s too far gone to be reasoned with, Recall is going to collect all his passwords and a bad evil hacker is going to remote access his computer and steal them.

I can feel the spittle from here.

I’m going to be honest with you, this is pretty tinfoil hat.