IndiBrony

I saw Christmas chocolates in supermarkets in September.

Row row row your boat, gently down the stream

Merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream

Amusingly, this kind of thing makes me think about gun laws.

Everyone believes it’s impossible for gun control, but I would bet my life that if the rich got too unsettled we would see some swift and heavy restrictions set up.

It’s all class warfare. Always has been.

We’re in the same boat. We’re just waiting for an official moving date. We’ve been moving boxes today. Scary times doing grown up things.

Israel: bombs hostages

Israel when they rescue the hostages but they’re all dead:

Huey smacking down those supes in space now?

You can tell that it is because of it wasn’t it would have the tobacco brand emblazoned all over it.

As if Marlboro would create a mascot that didn’t have their logo on it! They’re be walking down the street handing out packs of 20 to kids.

I’ve been on Duolingo learning German for two months, and I’m happy as hell to know I understand most of this ❤️

Oh no…

I love a good charge back on a credit card.

Thankfully I haven’t had to do it often, but it’s nice to know I can ❤️

I find that interesting because I hear it a lot, yet I’ve never had a problem with it. I use all the usual adblocks and whatnot, but it runs fine.

My friends in Sarasota are expecting 15’ of water.

How high’s the water, momma?

15’ high and rising

How high’s the water, momma?

She said it’s 15’ high and rising

Now can we all agree that climate change sucks?

This weather is bad even for the ducks

But it’s okay 'cause Jimmy got a truck

15’ high and rising

Where did you find this picture of me?

And then I fired, and I missed. Then I fired, and I missed!

Queen 💕

Yes.

Damn right he has 🥵

Don’t fall for it, brother. It’s all Kool-Aid propaganda.

People in the know understand why we tell crazy people they’ve been on the Kool-Aid.

Their profiteering off of people’s thirst. Have you ever asked yourself why people get thirsty in the first place? It’s big-Kraft making you thirsty.

You were lucky!

Back in my day there were 7 of us living inside a brick shithouse. We had to clean it with the one toothbrush we all had, eat the crumbs from the crust of the stale bread, go to work down pit at 4am for 18 hours a day, every day, and when we got home, our Dad would chase us down street hurling bricks at us from the shit brickhouse then make us build it up again before we could go to sleep!

Proof positive that even if you don’t think you have an ass, the right posture can make you look THICC