Their fault. I remember a time when publishers allowed for people to run their own dedicated servers, for FPS at least. They could have modified that existing model, but instead they took that ability away from the user whilst almost simultaneously making excuses about the problem they created.

If their servers can’t run forever, give us dedicated servers on a larger scale FFS!

I do feel bad about the younger generations of today. It seems like every part of their life is recorded or streamed now. I’m not sure how comfortable I would have been with that, when I was their age.

And people think I’m mad for saying ‘thank you’ to my toaster!

I mean, I probably am, but that’s besides the point I think!

Because I need to keep temps low for my erm, indoor garden, the room gets really cold.
However if I open up Call of Duty my legs remain nice and toasty.

Like many other shows, this one was a product of its time and wouldn’t work today.
Talking, intelligent car decades ago? “Oh wow! Futuristic!”
Talking car today: “hey Google, play Tiptoe Through The Tulips on 120% volume”

Not too long ago I had bought a power bank, for a holiday, and since returning I’ve found myself occasionally using it when I’ve done something a bit worse than this: I’ve been so tired before bed, I’ve forgotten to even plug my phone in!

I think I’ve used the power bank, after waking up, more at home than on holiday.

Google. Hey Google. Is this thing why is this thing typing? Fuck. No don’t say that. Backspace. Google backspace. How do I turn this off? What was that? I told you not to use that door the hinges are loose I’ll get to it I gotta play call of duty first. No I can’t pause it. Is this thing still picking up my voice? Oh for fuck sake

This is why I always get my news via casual meme scrolling.

Hmm, surgery to remove a part of my large intestine… Or have a spliff. Difficult decision, however for now I’m much preferring the latter.

Edit: sorry, I’m high. I forgot which condition I was talking about (I have a few). I’d still rather get high tbh.

Be sure to get things checked anyway.

I had extreme back pains for ages, and the only thing that helped was smoking a lot of weed. Got rid of most of the pains, however many years later it was discovered that I had twisted discs in my spine, and the weed was masking the severity due to the pain relief!

So now I have a diagnosed bad back and I smoke a lot of weed on prescription. So… Nothing has really changed but… I mean…
I forgot where I was going with this. See a doctor! It won- I mean, it sometimes doesn’t waste time. Erm.

Not for most people no, but Empress? I will believe it straight away.

You should read the rap lol.

I can’t help but laugh at how batshit crazy she is. Didn’t she write a rap at some point??

I’ll never not be convinced that she’s on a fair amount of meth and/or crack.

I have a feeling OP posted this as bait, so people would post cute pics of their rescued dogs.

And I commend this effort. Moar doggos pls.

Once I reported a listing, because it was initially selling something like hair clips, got great reviews, and then somehow changed everything to a BBQ Grill whilst keeping all the old reviews.

The listing was still up a couple of months later. Half five star reviews about some random product, half bad reviews about how the grill would randomly collapse or something.

I mean, if Samwise wasn’t affected by the rings temptation, couldn’t he just gone alone with a sandwich and a compass?

Pierce your dick and call it Frodo.

It’s all about the roleplay, folks will pay for that.

What do you mean? That’s a real cake!

I used to check it when it was active and they were adding things to the Top 100-200 quotes, and now I check it for nostalgia. Still makes me laugh all these years later.

I almost forgot about Slashdot! Gosh, that was decent back in the day. I remember unsubscribing from their email newsletter years ago, after I noticed a consistent trend in topics being unfavourable to my ethos.

I’ve got one more! I get stress based tension headaches, which represent as migraine symptoms!

Memes help tho.