One of the 10,000 club today, buddy. Enjoy your soup.

A cat that really was gone.

This might be a US thing. I have worked in — what I consider — pretty unfulfilling jobs, but they usually still insist I take my vacation time and remind me to take breaks. Maybe it secretly came back in my performance review in obscure ways so I might also be an idiot.

I have no idea how I managed to understand that.

I made grilled cheese for my father in law in India where it was not insignificantly difficult to find “American” bread and processed cheese. It’s comfort food that crosses borders and cultures.

Edit: You United Statesians got that weird cheese thing right and I will die on that hill.

LOL Favourite? Jury is out. Most popular? Android all the way.

I got in trouble in a discussion about the most popular Linux distro when I said it’s obviously Android.

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

As if everyone on Lemmy is going to vote 200 times.

GPT4All

When Jon Stewart referred to Biden’s expression as resting 25th amendment face. 💀

Running with scissors is good exercise if you don’t fall, and good for your pores if you do.

When your cheap flight has a carry on limit of 7kg.

go to bed at 2pm and get up at 10pm

While we are making reasonable demands, stop using 12 hour time. Sincerely, everyone else.

Oh, hi, Sega.

Inside out and cold water will save you money and your clothes. Come on, people, those don’t even require effort.

*gets slammed in the face*

“Welcome to the Internet opinion gauntlet”.