Once my colleague’s dad threw gasoline on a fire and got 3rd degree burns, so oxygen is bad.

Yeah, but it’s a lot faster to dry it after use/cleaning.

The mystery is that iron will rust if wet. The care instructions are “don’t leave it wet for a long time”.

Oh yes, all that money spent on cruise liners will definitely distribute over society

You can’t just accuse them like that, there’s a line!

I’m sure they’ll be really mad about the sorting when they burn it all on a beach in Turkey

I think he meant Bush for saying that Christmas shopping was a patriotic duty

My Casio gets updated daily from an atomic clock. It knows what time it is.

What a coincidence. Did you ever get tied to the mast and sent to distant lands?

Golden Brown is a song by the Stranglers released in 1982

So it’s like AI, but tailored for one purpose and without the marketing

Your tax dollars at work 🔫

It was pretty good. Second arc in a year or so?

It did, and it said he wasn’t better than Magnus or Hikaru

The Irishman misunderstands

This is about butter, not nations. The nations are merely places in which the butter resides.

Butters stop shooting people in the dick!

In Plato’s Symposium they say something along the lines of “You fuck a man for the soul, a woman for the body (Ew disgusting)”

You forgot “I’m an overgrown manchild who thinks making loud noises is appreciated by the population at large”

Too old? Challenge accepted