All my homies hate agile, Jira, scrum, kanban, etc.

In truth none of these items are inherently wrong - what’s wrong is leadership picking up new tools and adopting management structures expecting them to solve fundamental organizational issues.

Instead they only serve to magnify the outcomes of your existing corporate culture.

If you press F12 and look at the network calls you can see the insane amount of analytics they are sending for every twitch of the mouse

Half Life 4

I played violent video games all my life and I turned out fine.

reflects on current financial and mental state

Wait a second…

I actually enjoyed the meme but I think because of the analogy’s incongruity it would be better received as a shitpost

But did they taste good?

They hate each other because they are intolerant to one another’s index choices

Dangit Bobby!

I knew I wasn’t the only one saying “PUSH IT REAL GOOD” every time I apply to master

fellow musician Finneas

But where does Ferb stand?

I regularly pray Mr. Rogers remains the counterexample to this trend 🙏

Corporate landlords who pick up the property at collapsed values and maximize rent to suppress the ability for these folks to buy property again?

GOTO 42069

• Start working in morning - Photo 2
• Take a break and come back - Photo 1
• flow state
• Come back next day - Photo 2
• The saga continues… (Wu tang, Wu tang)

Yeah in reality it’s even the fourth or fifth copy-paste that actually warrants generalizing, inevitably I find some tweak I need to make to two of the places to render the original generalization a waste of time

But if you are going to copy and paste make sure you keep it as similar as possible to the other instances to make it easy to refactor if you revisit in future

That’s rough my dude 🫂

Toyota

They’re boring, they’re behind in tech, they aren’t cool, they’re more expensive to buy

But seriously, if you want to just follow the maintenance schedule and get to where you need to go with minimal doubt - there’s nothing quite like them

How you gonna do Steve Harvey dirty like that

In theory it helps by funneling fans between The Avengers, Star Wars and Lord of the Rings, for which they have refined the process of pumping out content and merchandise with lower cost and risk

In practice people just stop going to the movies

But hey, I guess the profit margins are better

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