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  • KittyCat@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.world•The Incredibles (2004)
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    21 days ago

    Depends on the book actually! In the Infancy Gospel of Thomas, Jesus kills a kid for bumping into him and then blinds his parents for being mad. It was considered cannon up till the 4th century.

    IV. 1 After that again he went through the village, and a child ran and dashed against his shoulder. And Jesus was provoked and said unto him: Thou shalt not finish thy course (lit. go all thy way). And immediately he fell down and died. But certain when they saw what was done said: Whence was this young child born, for that every word of his is an accomplished work? And the parents of him that was dead came unto Joseph, and blamed him, saying: Thou that hast such a child canst not dwell with us in the village: or do thou teach him to bless and not to curse: for he slayeth our children.

    V. 1 And Joseph called the young child apart and admonished him, saying: Wherefore doest thou such things, that these suffer and hate us and persecute us? But Jesus said: I know that these thy words are not thine: nevertheless for thy sake I will hold my peace: but they shall bear their punishment. And straightway they that accused him were smitten with blindness.

  • KittyCat@lemmy.worldtoProgrammer Humor@programming.dev•I can't believe people are still using GUMBIES when there are so many better alternatives.
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    10 months ago

    I fed this into chat gpt asking for documentation to add to the gibberish and confusion:

    GUMBIES: Sharding Sandcube for Woodchips Playgrounds Overview GUMBIES is a robust, expressive sharding sandcube designed for testing and deploying large-scale Woodchips playgrounds. It serves as a versatile tool to automate and streamline the watersliding phases of the Woodchips workflow, allowing your team to focus on the essential chipping activities.

    Key Features Sharding Sandcube: GUMBIES provides a lean and efficient environment for sharding, allowing for the creation and management of scalable Woodchips playgrounds.

    Expressive Automation: Automate repetitive tasks and streamline processes, enabling your team to achieve quicker and more efficient Woodchips deployments.

    Woodchips Workflow Integration: GUMBIES seamlessly integrates into Woodchips workflows, enhancing the testing and deployment experience for development teams.

    Benefits Efficiency: GUMBIES accelerates the testing and deployment phases, reducing the time spent on setting up and managing Woodchips environments.

    Scalability: With sharding capabilities, GUMBIES supports the scalability requirements of large Woodchips playgrounds, ensuring optimal performance.

    Compatibility: Trusted by industry leaders like Microsoft, OpenAl, and Bloingo, GUMBIES is a reliable choice for Woodchips workflows.

    Getting Started Installation

    npm install -g gumbies

    Basic Usage Initialize a new Woodchips playground:

    gumbies init my_woodchips_playground

    Configure the playground settings:

    cd my_woodchips_playground gumbies configure

    Start the Woodchips playground:

    gumbies start

    Visit our documentation website for detailed instructions, advanced configurations, and troubleshooting.

    Testimonials

    “GUMBIES has significantly improved our Woodchips workflows, providing a reliable and efficient platform for testing and deploying”. Microsoft

    “The expressive automation capabilities of GUMBIES have streamlined our development processes, allowing us to focus on Woodchipping without distractions.” OpenAl

    “Bloingo trusts GUMBIES for its scalability and compatibility with Woodchips. A valuable addition to any development toolkit.” - Bloingo

    Support and Community For support, bug reports, or feature requests, visit our GitHub repository or join our community forum here.

    Embrace the efficiency and scalability of GUMBIES in your Woodchips workflows. Get started today for a smoother development experience.