minus-squareKiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zonetoMemes@lemmy.ml•No doubt. Wanna fight me?linkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-211 months agoO Holy One, Pepsiman, who blesses our teeth with holes shaped in your great symbol’s image. Grant us the strength to drive these CokeCrusaders from our lands, led by the dastardly KredeSeraf. May our rivers once again flow ripe with the chemical by-products of your majestic factories. Dulcis. Immutabilis. Pepsi. linkfedilink
minus-squareKiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zonetoMemes@lemmy.ml•No doubt. Wanna fight me?linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down5·11 months agoI agree, coke should be lower. linkfedilink
minus-squareKiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zonetoMemes@lemmy.ml•Take it easylinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoTake it easy, but take it. linkfedilink
minus-squareKiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zonetoMemes@lemmy.ml•My wife "sucks"linkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 year agoI think they mean that their wife vacuums, and they feel superior about being able to relax. linkfedilink
O Holy One, Pepsiman, who blesses our teeth with holes shaped in your great symbol’s image.
Grant us the strength to drive these CokeCrusaders from our lands, led by the dastardly KredeSeraf.
May our rivers once again flow ripe with the chemical by-products of your majestic factories.
Dulcis. Immutabilis. Pepsi.