Provider locked. Can’t install Graphene.

I didn’t notice for a while that by default the camera on my Pixel 8 was using a filter that makes your eyes and lips bigger. Every time I open the camera, I have to turn off the filter because there’s no way to change what the default filter is.

snorts a line of protein whey powder

Alright, I’m ready for the Feats of Strength!

“That’s a man, man!”

“Austin, that’s my mother!”

“Well you have to admit, she does look a bit man-ish…”

At least it’s not a site that just hosts images of big bellies.

I have literally used their own filter system to find something with very specific specs and it still shows me totally unrelated bullshit because just like SEO, shady sellers will just put an entire fucking dictionary in the description or tags so it always shows up no matter what you’re searching for.

Maybe a cast iron skillet killed his family.

I’ve seen plenty of corpo bootlicking even on Lemmy.

Oh, I’m unemployed.

The gameplay loop for Hades is as follows:

Start in the hub, pet Cerberus, try to escape hell, die, repeat.

If you fail to pet Cerberus every time you walk by him, you haven’t beaten the game even if your preferred platform claims you have 100% it.

There is a secret fourth option that requires the player to cancel the dialogue and just perform an action:

Give hug

Then I guess I must be getting special treatment from Mozilla then or somehow am downloading a different installer from GetFirefox.com because it’s always been installed for me on a fresh install after a reformat or when putting it on someone else’s computer since I switched back from Chrome after rumors about Manifest V3 started circulating a few years back. 🙄

It’s been a pre-installed addon for years now. 🤦‍♂️

I’ve never got one of those anti-adblocker messages on YouTube and I just use a vanilla browser with no addons and I get zero ads

If you use Firefox, uBlock Origin is installed by default.

“Fuckin’ Y10K…”

Hardly Boys

“I’m getting a raging clue right now.”

“To bake a cake from scratch, first we have to create a universe.” - Carl Sagan

You see, you know how to take the reservation, you just don’t know how to hold the reservation. And that’s really the most important part of the reservation: the holding.

We need a new Amazon rain forest.

“Infinitively” sounds like it could be a music album for a techno band.