I’d prefer memory safety, any kind of overflow sounds bad for production.

That’s what the bucket is for.

Am I kenough, tho?

Shiiiiiikaaaaaaa

(Give her deer crackers!)

“You are quite possibly the worst programmer I have ever heard of.”

Derek Smart: “Ah, but you have heard of me.”

DreamWorks only has 4 animated movies that aren’t 3D:

Spirit, Way to El Dorado, Sinbad, and Prince of Egypt.

I also blame Disney for my tastes…

Games didn’t have their own completion metrics; but we still used the term “100% completion” to refer to beating the game, and any and all side objectives if the game had any.

If that fighter actually wins, it’ll be pretty funny.

Especially if they’re not even scheduled to fight.

Weak. I wanna try their new teas, too, but nobody carries anything but the two I mentioned around me. :(

Liquid Death water has flavors? I’ve only seen unflavored flat water and sparkling water.

Notepad++

wait nvm I fucked up

Horses in Oblivion and Skyrim don’t actually go faster than running on foot. The jank comes from moving fast. If you move too fast, it breaks shit. Like, you keep falling through the world because the ground hasn’t loaded yet breaking.

I would have to guess the rover in Starfield is the same. Sure you have a car now. Does it actually make you go faster and negate the fact you are being requested to travel 1.5 kilometers across a totally barren moon?

If you haven’t been using an adblocker since the early 2000’s, but actually remember what it was like back then… Why?

Oh I know why 3 sucks. I only ever found out it existed as an adult, and, yes: Jack Black was the highlight despite being in it for like 5 minutes and he plays a douche. Lol

I guess I was just the right age for having fond memories of 1 and 2, and still enjoy them now. I actually was surprised that there was a 3rd one because I was so into the first two, I find it crazy I never heard there was a 3rd as a kid.

Two parts after that story should have ended unfortunately

What’s wrong with NES2?

Every electronic device in the game uses real electricity. Even if it’s not on.

I guess back when they first made Chanel No. 5, that soap smell was more unique. That perfume is from 1921.

I was going to eat that mummy!

I’m all 'bout them Douglas Furries.