I got to say I’m on his side

Did he even get paid after they brought him back?

Talk show in a public washroom, “and now our special guest”

Falling asleep while your bro tries to decipher what you girl texted you

Again?

You sure he wasn’t asleep on the couch because this seems like the kind of thing you wake up to after a hard couch nap

This surely is not going to get promoted by big companies

Short version was getting a remote control vibrator for my dog but that’s only because the fancy corection collars with them built in are so expensive

Yup and if you gave it a basic text to speech and an audio player then you got custom radio with a news break

batman and joker maybe?

ok now put the lever guy on the tracks too

What about a göring contest? aslo girning?

Not even in programming but I’d have to at least test the wheel see if it’s as good as I’m told

It’s so close to your hair it’s hard to imagine it’s uncommon

Never thought about it affecting my butt but biking is probably the only reason I have any visable muscle, can’t say I want a bigger butt but I’m not about to turn down an advantage

Oh and just so the info is out there a metal lice comb works great to soften a beard if you can’t was right away plus there cand be a lot of other stuff stuck in a beard

it’s one of the only things I got going for me so of course I try to keep it looking nice and always get it taking care of when I get a nice hair cut the only other thing is if I happen to find woman into fat butts though I’d hope it was only for show

My original gameboy colour

Well it’s just that four ankle monitors seems like a lot

A feel like a woman could totally kidnap me for a while before I’d catch on

Well with a beard and a second layer like a jacket I can pull off the “yes chad” look pretty easy even if it is an illusion, personality wise I’m a pretty shy guy that would rather pet a dog at a party than approach anyone but still capable of having proper conversations with random people though I have pulled an irish goodbye during one on one conversations at the end

What about blue jeans and solid colour tshirts with no logos like a cartoon character