What weirdo takes a picture of their dirty dishes and posts it to the Internet? I’m unreasonably angry, mission accomplished.

I thought they were pounds and had no idea why that was relevant to the photo-taking issue.

Do you have a history of leaving your balls at home?

Arguably, Biden has…

Ehh, I don’t really agree with my own statement. Yes, Biden has suffered loss more than most of us. It’s not on the scale of what Israel is doing to Palestine though.

There may be extenuating circumstances…

Not if you’re Israel!

I honestly thought this was The Onion just based on the headline alone.

Unless the plane has <30 seats I’m taking being weighed as I board as a huge red flag.

If this is the justification for ending US funding, then shouldn’t we also apply it to Bibi himself? It’s widely known that he supported Hamas. Why are we still giving him money?

This is how I won all of the reading contests in elementary school. Sure I loved to read, but I also loved winning and the dummies only tallied books read, not pages or minutes or anything more reasonable.

He knew that he was willing to help in the case of an emergency, but needed to double check that he was able before the stewardess came around and asked.

Good thing he checked too, because it turns out that no, he would not have been able to assist in an emergency. Well, other than opening the door and promptly falling out.

The IDF is a terrorist organization.

Exactly how I remember Steve!

Hopefully they treat wild animals better than their dad did.

Unpopular opinion I know, but every episode that dude was intentionally pissing off wild animals to get their reaction for the camera.

Thank God, I was wondering when he would finally weigh in on this!

National Aeronautics and Space Administration

Atmospheric based praise pursuits have always been within their purview. Space just gets all the press.