and don’t call me Left!

gives me Goosebumps just thinking about it

where was Gondor when the Westfold swelled?

Yavanna gets the last word in

be the repost you wish to see in this world

well now, how about that

I’ve seen this reposted a lot, and yet I still always see it as thicc batman. the optical illusion is forever stuck in my brain

nobody prayed hard enough, so it got altered even more

“I’ll have the chicken”

“and how would you like that cooked?”

“aight I’m-a head out”

SNAKE EYES

check please!

dads everywhere agree: click those tongs and slap those bags

lol nice

I just assumed it said “it belongs in a museum”

you mean the people that were cheering on the glorious tanks during the Tiananmen square parade

don’t forget to add some stanky interest on that principal

makanoff with the goods

offshore drilling could be jammed in the background, too

I would just get NPR on, at the risk of hearing a really interesting segment of Radio Lab and having a driveway moment and sitting through the conclusion right as I get to the location.

also works with cats. and, importantly, let them approach you. if a cat thinks it was their idea to be pat, then they will love it so much more.

the 3 day rule