I’ve never used Amazon in my entire life (well, I’ve probably visited websites hosted on AWS, but that’s it).
I see no reason to change that. Besides we have a pretty neat alternative in the Benelux in the form of bol.com. Loads cheaper & more local.
Can’t bribe physics. Just ask Nancy Pelosi.
Well, maybe not the emetophagia. Everything else checks out.
Quantum awkwardness. I for one am in a permanent state of possibly awkward.
Our national tv channel is lawfully barred from running commercials.
They just changed the definition of ads they run to “messages of commercial importance” or some dumb shit like that. And just like that, ads on the national channel are suddenly a-ok
Google project Pluto. It was only marginally less crazy than project Sundial.
Meh, I prefer SLAM instead. What’s the fun in building a superweapon if you can never use it?
It’s more like all pretense is gone now. Before, there was this veneer of legitimacy. Now, it’s straight up fascism. It’s a matter of image projection.
I get it, I really do. And come time to say final goodbyes, the pain is almost unbearable. But man, waking up to finding out you’re in the middle of a furry sleepstack with warm, fuzzy friends who purr and cozily nuzzle up to you on a cold winter’s night is something else entirely. Wouldn’t want to miss it for anything.
Oh, and kids are allright, I guess.
Luckily, they were just orphans and widows, so no one will miss them /s.
Israel is now worse than Nazi Germany, because they do this shit openly and without shame (and repercussions).
Cazadores and Deathclaws? Kiff, get the sexy laser gun and my crotchless power armor!
More like a gnat in a manure pit. But do go on.
I liked this joke better when it was about async. Fits the purpose better.
I’m pretty firmly in the second category only. I have had the first a few times, but when whatever thing you were so stoked about inevitably fries or fails a few weeks in, you quickly learn to stop doing #1 altogether.
Yeah lol never lived in a house big enough to have a hallway, let alone across multiple floors.
If voting actually changed anything, they wouldn’t let us do it.
What’s the total tally of hostages killed by Hamas vs by Israel?
If I was these people’s family, I would absolutely dedicate my entire life to breaking Netanyahu’s power or even get vigilante justice somehow. Israel may have “won” the war in Gaza but they’ll be paying an extremely heavy price for DECADES to come.
I would, but the Hogans are plentiful and thriving, while the Andre the Giants of the world are either dead or being threatened by the Hogans.
Evil wins daily. We live in a world where “evil” has profoundly established itself as the leading paradigm for all of humanity, and all of us lost a long time ago, sometimes before being born.
Almost any and all “tracking information” is fictitious. Many, many companies use estimates and present those as facts. Some are a lot more egregious about it than others. In my neck of the woods, I’ve noticed that PostNL’s tracking info is often made up whole cloth, telling you your package will be with you tomorrow while it hasn’t even entered the country yet, much less cleared customs.