Gainax AF.

Take her to paladinner and a movie?

(Sorry.)

I never tasted a more delicious pizza than the personal pan pepperoni I earned from absolutely crushing the Book-It program. That big holographic button, covered in achievement stars. The pizza. Pure bliss.

GOOD.

That was wonderful.

Of course they can’t find them.

They all shipped out on the (ever-important) Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B.

I instinctively read that in Homestar Runner’s voice.

Wheat Thiccs…

Southern Discomfort…

Hamburger Hinderer…

deleted by creator

“There was a hole here. It’s gone now.”

37?!?!?

glances into mirror

Oh.

Right.

…Shit.

Can anyone expand on this claim?

I did a search out of curiosity and couldn’t find a single link, page, or video on the religious rites of turtles.

Aw, shucks… 🙂

Boomhauer, for once in my life, I have no idea what you’re talkin’ about.

pops another beer

I wish.

Crypto-whatsit? Is that something from one of Bobby’s vid’ya games?

It’s a new form of money, Hank. VIRTUAL MONEY.

Well, excuse me, Dale, but here where I live, in the REAL WORLD, we already have a perfectly fine money. It’s called AMERICAN DOLLARS and it works just fine, I tell ya h’wat.

You say that now, Hank, but wait until the cyber-swarm-uprising of 2034 comes and replaces your precious “real world” with a virtualsphere so indiscernible from what you think you know as real! Wake up and see what’s coming on the horizon!

Can you see me kicking your ass on the horizon?

Classic KITH.

“I have a chainsaw you can borrow.”

winces “Ooooh…I’m an AXE murderer.”