This is exactly what I thought as going to answer. Fuckin LOVE sweet potatoes and onions
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My little sister’s voicemail says something along the lines of , “Hi, I’m either sleeping or playing video games. Leave a message and maybe I’ll call back”
I was friends with a young raccoon that was being rehabbed by a family friend. The lil dude was already imprinted on people so he couldn’t be released into the wild. He and I could match each other’s energy and we’d get into so much trouble together. Then he grew up and got fat and lazy. I was very disappointed because he was no longer an agent of chaos and I was.
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.worldOPto aww@lemmy.world•Radar will lay like this and just watch me for hours. It makes me so happy.English4·1 month agoHe also wants you to pet him. He LOVES people.
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.worldOPto aww@lemmy.world•Radar will lay like this and just watch me for hours. It makes me so happy.English6·1 month agoHe is named after Radar O’Reilly! My goldendoodle is named Rosie, after the character who owns the bar in MASH.
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.worldto memes@lemmy.world•I should probably clean out that decade's worth of bookmarks at some point...3·1 month agoI pay for google 1 storage so I can keep my meme archive going. Idk what I’ll do when I run out
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.worldto memes@lemmy.world•Probably the shittiest part of my job :(20·2 months agoI was fired with no warning in the middle of the day on a Tuesday. Turns out I was the fall guy when the department had to cut costs because all the projects the director was coming up with to save money were actually costing the place more to implement. They said I wasn’t good enough, but my one buddy there told me my work was just fine.
Gave me some bad self-esteem issues that I’m still working on years later, but I did get a WAY better job 4 days after being fired. Last I heard they’ve gone through 5 people trying to fill in my position after they realized they needed me.
Don’t shame notepad! Just the other day I had to alter a host file so a computer could talk to a server! That’s a very important thing and I wouldn’t have been able to do it without trusty notepad!
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.worldOPto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•pretty sure I'm getting sickEnglish1·4 months agoThank you very much. I hope you don’t get ill anytime soon!
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.worldOPto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•pretty sure I'm getting sickEnglish1·4 months agoCool scars are always dope as hell. I have quite a few, myself. None make me seem like a villain tho lol. Lemmy definitely needs more support groups, but I am far too busy to create and moderate one myself. I do have to say that Lemmy has grown a LOT since I joined in 2022. I joined in the reddit blackout exodus and it’s been worth it. Hopefully more growth will lead to more supportive spaces for folks who need it
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.worldOPto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•pretty sure I'm getting sickEnglish32·4 months agoI’m so sorry you have dealt with the ailments you have. My exercise routine is taking care of, training, and riding horses. Being around all the dust they produce will 100% make my sickness worse. I pushed myself to go do stuff with the critters on Friday and I think getting so much dust in my sinuses is what solidified my illness. Hopefully I get better before I’m supposed to ride next
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.worldOPto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•pretty sure I'm getting sickEnglish4·4 months agoThank you so much. I’m so sorry you also struggle with autoimmune stuff. It’s crazy how a body can just attack itself
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.worldto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Red Flag Warning? Neighbor Has FireEnglish3·4 months agoMy neighbors burn almost daily, even during burn bans. I get why they burn stuff and I burn cardboard sometimes myself. Our town has very strict rules on trash pickup and you can get fined for more than 5 bags. I don’t violate ordinances or bans tho. Because I don’t want my town to burn down.
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.worldto memes@lemmy.world•Will no one rid me of this meddlesome corporation‽6·4 months agoI use teams all day every day and I hate it. Only thing that makes it bearable is that my coworkers and I spam each other with jokes and memes all day to cope with how much we hate working with end users.
The fun part about this is that every time I’ve had to call a vendor about proprietary software, the techs helping me ARE the devs. 💀
I don’t code, but I do work with a lot of really shitty proprietary software. The amount of time vendors haven’t been able to fix their own shit is so high. Spent 6 hours on the phone once. Work 2.5 hours overtime for that call.
My life is just one big House MD meme
1910!
I bought it in 2022. It’s tiny but mine lol