Sure but he’d have to find the RIGHT kind of lazy people. Some lazy people just lay around and do nothing and come up with no solutions for anything.

It’s where all the wealthy suicidal people go for their final vacation.

If she’d be 100 today it’s more plausible that she did indeed die 20 years ago.

Everybody check your carbon dioxide alarms 😂, they’d be beeping 24/7 in ideal circumstances. How annoying that would be.

May the fork be with him.

I agree, my opinion is ghosts too.

Please tell us you leave cakes and tacos as your calling cards too.

Oh how funny, I was just talking out loud to myself yesterday about dowsing even though I’ve never dowsed before, just learned about it by staring at screens.

It was catchy enough until they started the gangster thug talk rapping.

In and of itself was a good safe excellent school & peers & teachers but hormonally I had a couple crying episodes right in the middle of classroom those years.

So if that lady has a miscarriage because she gave her foetus alcohol poisoning, she can be put in prison for killing her unborn child, right? Because abortion & miscarriages are illegal in Texas.

In 2006 I fell asleep watching that movie. Highly recommend falling asleep watching that movie. The background noise is artistically stunning and sleep-promoting soothing.

I’ve always been curious about Citizen Kane. I haven’t seen it. Is it boring too?

Be careful when you let your phone automatically capitalize the word “uber.” You’re talking about Uber drivers when you capitalize that word.

Yep I’ve learned that no locks are thief-proof and keep my bike with me everywhere always. It’s super inconvenient but that’s the only way to guarantee theft prevention.

Have people become so desensitized to pornography that they’ve come back to getting thrills out of simple things like this?

I came up with 5-7 things.

Makes sense because the world I live in, everybody studies and everyone is single and hooks up with whoever they want and nobody depends on anybody but their own selves.

But your double entendre game was so strong!

Would you really shove all your fingers & toes into a lesbian??