Not from the Onion. Also that seems a little low for a space mission.

As a skilled worker with a kidney transplant, I am painfully aware of this.

I don’t think so. I hope not!

Howie Mandel had hair at one time as well.

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Try all work done period. C suite “I made this”

Hi, yeah. Uh long time listener, first time caller. Thank you for taking my question. Yes, I was wondering does Linux do this? I’ll take my answer off the air. Thanks!

Ooh close! I’m moderately skilled.

When you set the port speed to no negotiate.

That fork has a lisp. And I can’t explain that.

I have a yahoo address with only five letters.

Flying is the safest way to travel is what the airlines want you to think Hank!

That’s a rounding error for Apple.

Now we breed for size and docility.

Every porn I have ever watched.

I don’t have kids

Certain words over time become offensive and should no longer be used. I would ask you not to use the term “shareholders” I don’t believe it is appropriate. Try other terms that are more accurate and less offensive. For example “slave holders”, “Evil bastards”, or “Fucking capitalists scum ruining the world for everyone”.

I don’t think that would be game breaking at all.

To be fair I have a 5lb panther that can easily do 1d4 damage pouncing on me in my sleep.

My name is Lola Skumpy and I like totally approve this!