This isn’t even loss 😡

The only time I tip with counter service is when something is like 3,80€ and I give them 4€ in coins.

At that point, I usually just go “keep it”

I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as vegan, is in fact, GNU/vegan, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus vegan.

or “A German why their grandpa moved to Argentina”

“is from Argentina” sounds like they moved the other way around.

As someone working as on-site IT support for over 15 years, I can’t tell you how often I have asked people to restart their computer over the phone and they swore they did (“multiple times even”), only for me to eventually come around to their desk and having them actually reboot the device in my presence and for the problem to actually fix itself.

One Lady I asked to restart their computer said “all right, hold on.” only to respond not even 10 seconds (!) later "I did, its still not working„ and after the third time I went to her desk and asked her to show me what she did. She leaned forward, turned off the monitor, then turned it back on. “I did this 10 times already, and its still not working”.

Some people just lie about rebooting, some simply don’t actually know how to reboot properly. After a few months, you get to know who’s lying, who’s doesn’t know better and who’s actually telling you the truth, you get to know your coworkers.

You can call them “communities” if you want, but it’s longer and can’t easily be shortened.

I propose “commies”

There’s always an xkcd:

https://xkcd.com/979/

as a tire enthusiast, I can certainly see the intended joke, but it falls flat on it’s face as it should be quite obvious to anyone that this thread pattern is not from a Goodyear tire, but quite clearly Pirelli. 🤓

Wasn’t he the one famously quoted saying “never fight uphill, me boys”?