Damn, my work at a non profit yields me free coffee and water. I think I’m underselling myself

my list

Whenever some asks ‘What would Jesus do?’ remind them that whipping a bitch is on the table.

To be certain the list isn’t being handed out willy nilly, your id must be scanned, that will be kept for auditing purposes. If only 10 guids can be given at a time, this is the only way, plus it identifies ids used too often.

And I can guarantee any powers that bee will turn this into a service like stupid id.me where you create an account for guid access

God damn I love this movie. Steve Martin just fuckin killed it as the waiter. And the entire scene at the coffee house church with Dr Teeth.

I can still hear the opening of the song …

Oooohhhhh. YEAAaAAh!!!

I read this and think there is nothing I as a normal person can do. Sure I write my elected officials to stop the genocide, to stop Israel from killing civilians. But what else can I do?

Worst place I ate brought the raw burger to you next to a boiling hot slab of rock. I was expected to cook my own burger the way I liked it. Well fuck you, I’m paying you to cook my meal. Plus it just seemed disgusting to have raw meat at the table anyway

The reason kids have the games they have is because we were playing games in the 80s on Atari 800s that you had to type into basic from Compute magazine

Got to get that cocaine to ward of the ‘Vapors’

So you’re saying Indiana Jones reaching back for his hat before the stone door slammed shut on his arm was a panic response? Lol

Actually, are we allowed to shoot coyotes in the city limits? Alligators are mostly chill and will just take off, but coyotes hunt around at night here.

Literally 43 workday accounts. And it couldn’t reuse the info I put in 42 times before

He’s a badass. When your battlecry is “DEATH!” You know some shits about to happen .

I was a rebel and went with the Pro Audio 16

Plug and pray

Seeing the windows 3.1 interface took me back to a much happier time.

Buy good shoes, a good mattress, and a good chair. You’ll spend 95% of your life in them, be comfortable

He’s as disappointed in the witcher as the rest of us

We dont need open borders, we need a immigration system that can deal with the number of people seeking asylum.

You want a steady stream not a flood.

But I get why people risk it to come here. You can walk down the street without worrying about getting killed, kidnapped, tortured, raped… How about we send some of that 895 billion of pentagon dollars to Mexico for law enforcement instead. Like 10 billion, 1 jet fighter. Make Mexico safe for civilians, create job opportunities, and illegal immigration will slow.

So, food stamps so that people don’t starve…
Oh and just an FYI, immigrants can’t vote. Just so you know.