Especially when the video is only 15 seconds long. Has the average attention span really fallen so far that one can’t wait like 10 seconds for the funny part? (The answer is yes, I know, I’ve seen kids scrolling through TikTok and skipping a video after just a second or two).

Pull the reverse card on them and treat their attraction like it’s something that needs fixing: “Oh, you’re attracted to me? I’m so sorry to hear that! Have you tried therapy?”

$12 million per year is $5769/hour, assuming a 40 hour work week.

Yep, just an example of how names don’t necessarily correspond to the actual dimensions.

Yeah, 2x4s aren’t even 2"x4" anymore, more like 1.5"x3.5", but the name has still stuck.

As an American, I use the metric system whenever possible. As of more recently, it’s usually taught in schools, as well as used ubiquitously in science. I wouldn’t be surprised if the US switches to primarily using the metric system in the next few decades.

Oh well boots up Minecraft singleplayer.

That’s a nice paywall you have there, sure would be a shame if… https://sci-hub.se

Asexuals: “Guess I’ll just die then.”

I think that refers to windows that have multiple panes of glass that are separated, like .

If anyone wants to actually run this, here ya go:

          #include              <stdio.h>
      short i=0;long          b[]={1712,6400
    ,3668,14961,00116,      13172,10368,41600,
  12764,9443,112,12544,15092,11219,116,8576,8832
,12764,9461,99,10823,17,15092,11219,99,6103,14915,
69,1721,10190,12771,10065,16462,13172,10368,11776,
14545,10460,10063,99,12544,14434,16401,16000,8654,
12764,13680,10848,9204,113,10441,14306,9344,12404,
  32869,42996,12288,141129,12672,11234,87,10086,
    12655,99,22487,14434,79,10083,12750,10368,
      10086,14929,79,10868,14464,12357};long
        n=9147811012615426336;long main(){
          if(i<0230)printf("%c",(char)((
            0100&b[i++>>1]>>(i--&0x1)*
              007)+((n>>(b[i>>001]>>
                7*(0b1&01-i++)))&1
                  *main(111))));
                    return 69-
                      0b0110
                        ;}

Bonus points if you can deobfuscate it!

Yeah that’s the main problem I have with it too. It’s not okay to harm everyone who’s close to you just because you want to die.

Ah, I misunderstood. Yeah that image was just supposed to represent getting help in general, not calling 988 specifically.

That’s probably the most random reason for suicide I’ve heard.

Uhh yeah, totally! Hides AI-generated image of a scantily-clad anime girl with twelve fingers and three tits.

I’m glad you liked it! Good luck with your depression, it’s certainly a struggle sometimes.

I built a PC out of some spare parts recently, and was marveling at not having to plug a power cable into the graphics card (a 1050 Ti). The sacrifices we make for graphics quality…

Aren’t modern GPUs more in the 200-500W range? They’ve gotten very power hungry recently.

Definitely one of my more controversial posts to be sure.

He speaks the truth, why be futile when you can do something with your life?