It really is an absolutely bizaare story. Why would he walk around with the murder weapon like that?

So, Gal Gadot?

“Look how good everyone is doing. Oh, you’re not doing good? You must be lazy, pull up those boot straps!”

I sincerely doubt this asshat is even in the 25% percentile. He’s likely closer to the top 10%.

They had a raging clue that led them to the score of a lifetime!

Yeah, if you do well enough, and fuck over enough people, you might become the CEO of a major health insurance company.

In China, Xi is the CEO.

What a scam! I always wait for the real deal at .95.

Give it to the San Diego food bank instead. It’s a good charity from what I’ve seen, and I’ve volunteered there at least half a dozen times.

This is even less than a Schrutebuck.

I have that now. I’m a rare case where I’m fucking my employer with it, because I’ve not been sick in over 7 years. I have over a month of vacation time because I live in California, and they can’t cap me.

I will bank it, my friends… And I will leave some day and force them to pay me. Fuck you, corpo assholes.

P.S. I’ve done this shit before. I got laid off, and I got paid a shitton of money.

It doesn’t take much to convince the people in charge they’re right. Usually the amount is minimum wage.

Give them a trillion. It’ll only make Trump look bad if the budget comes up.

The last part. We all need to do the last part most of all.

Help others. Combat the cruelty.

I said militant vegans. The key word here is militant.

Bold of you to oppose the oppressive Linux lobby here on Lemmy. They are worse than the most militant vegans…

Most big companies are bad, to be fair.

They often extend these, FYI. But it’s not a big deal, windows 11 is the same as 10, although they removed a lot of features like the metro tiles. It’s like 10, but noticeably worse… Free, though (if you have 10).

Lol, seriously, are you a bot or a propagandist? How do you not see why they posted this?

They were got hacked?! Where is has the media been has in all this??!1!